Safe at last (at least as it's currently being defined in Amerika)

Received this via email today. Authorship unknown. "We laugh because it's funny and we laugh because it's true." - Al Capone, The Untouchables:. Paramount Pictures, 1987. DVD.


From Northern Virginia:       

Today, I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door and the back glass of my pickup. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the useless Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on ebay) and ran it up the flag pole.  Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.  Plus, I bought burkas for my family for when we shop or travel.  Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down.

         Safe at last! — Ain’t America great?